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Joke of the Day

"TIL of a soccer player that is never invited to any parties He is just too messi"

"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos."

"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."

"Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years."

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."