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Joke of the Day
"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."
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"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."
"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"
"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"
"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"
"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Life... It's just an f in lie."
"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."