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Joke of the Day

"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"

"One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up... ...it was a Haribo mistake."

"How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom? It was a movement like the world has never seen before."

"Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said ""Oh look, 12 new followers!"""

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"