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Joke of the Day
"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""
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"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"chicken. knock knock Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the idiots house.) *knock knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken...."
"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"
"Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe...Master ba- I: Just don't."
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."
"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"
"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"