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Joke of the Day

"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"

"Why is Anthony Weiner considered a hipster? He had has dick out for Harambe before it was cool."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock up someone's ass."

"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"

"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"

"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"

"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"

"What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car? A cabri - ole"