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Joke of the Day

"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."

"To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side"

"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."

"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."

"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."

"What's green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"Who came after Augustus? Septembrus"

"Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day."