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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."
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"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("
"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."
"I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen"
"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"
"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"
"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."
"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."