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Joke of the Day
"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
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"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."
"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"
"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."
"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"
"You can titillate an ocelot if you... ...oscillate its tit a lot!"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""