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Joke of the Day

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"How does Donald Trump start his favorite joke? Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."

"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."

"The lobotomist ran off with my wife... And I think he took off with my better half."

"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"

"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."