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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"My life That's the joke."

"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."

"Did you hear about the murder of the door maker? The police said it was an open and shut case."

"I've written a book called, 'How Not To Get Conned Out Of Your Money'. It's available in all good bookshops priced 149.99."

"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"