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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""

"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."

"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"

"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways? I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares."

"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."

"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""

"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"

"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."