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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
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"How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them."
"Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day."
"Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!"
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."
"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"
"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."
"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"