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Joke of the Day

"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"

"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."

"I haven't figured out the punchline for my joke about premature ejaculation But I'm sure it will come soon"

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"

"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"

"A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says ""My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to' but YOU ???"""