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Joke of the Day
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."
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"Two guys who vape walk into a bar I only know because they're naked on the bar blowing their vapes up each others' assholes right now."
"Sorry I got us kicked out of your niece's dance recital for blowing my airhorn too much"
"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."
"Would it have been more or less racist if Air Bud had been a black lab?"
"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."
"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."