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Joke of the Day
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."
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"Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."
"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard there was a man laying bricks and she wanted to see it with her own eyes."
"Always a metermaid never a meter"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !"
"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."