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Joke of the Day
"How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands.."
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"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"What does a computer eat when it's hungry? Chips -- one byte at a time."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday and Today. Edit: Also Tomorrow."
"I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. I'm now barred from my local bookies."
"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird."
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"
"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""