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Joke of the Day

"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"

"Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential."

"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."

"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."

"Ellin Pao is a perfect redditor... A predditor, if you will"

"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"