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Joke of the Day

"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."

"Crocs are suicide notes you can wear."

"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff"

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"Why did Hitler move from Germany to Westeros in full support of the Starks? Because he saw real hope for an Aryan nation."

"Definition: Coffin What they carry you offin."

"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"

"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."