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Joke of the Day

"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."

"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."

"If you don't wake up, eat & then go back to sleep, you're doing Sunday wrong."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"Woman driver is like a star on the sky You see her, she doesn't see you."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."