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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction"
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"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."
"Ducks are the best animals to tell jokes. They always quack me up"
"How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"
"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."
"[very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second"
"""Do you like Tolstoy?"" ""Of course. Who doesn't?"" ""What's your favourite book?"" ""The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him""."
"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"