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Joke of the Day

"I went to a feminist picknick today... ...it was great, apart from the fact that no-one made any sandwiches."

"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"Dear freight trains, way to be stuck in the 19th century."

"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."

"Josh Gordon sold his first car the other day... (xpost r/nflcirclejerk) it was a beater he sold to Ray Rice."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"

"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Did you hear about the journalist who stumbled upon a campsite murder? She reported it was bloody in-tents!"