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Joke of the Day

"Where do Chinese people find work? On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)"

"Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs"

"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."

"Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow."

"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."

"[home late] Where were you? ""Uh, with my.. gf?"" Gf? Well, tell us about her! What's her name? [commercial on tv] uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota"

"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."

"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""