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Joke of the Day
"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
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"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"
"The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"
"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""
"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"What do you think of the anus, As a whole"
"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."
"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."
"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"