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Joke of the Day
"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"
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"I must have a great ass Because after leaving a conversation, I always hear someone mumble ""what an ass."""
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"
"I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns."
"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."
"[magic school bus] KID: where are we going today MS. FRIZZLE: the zoo KID: but last week we went to SPACE MS. FRIZZLE: im hungover, children"
"What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone."
" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
"My grandpa slept in snow in the Battle of the Bulge & I'm considering throwing out this cup of water bc it has some tiny floaty things in it"
"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."