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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes. I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long."
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"what is an pirates fav element potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?"
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
"My Girlfriend says I never listen to her Or something like that"
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"
"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"
"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."
"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."
"What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA"