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Joke of the Day

"What did the clock say to the other clock after she gave him a handjob? now give me a second hand job"

"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."

"Just remember Mom, you can't spell ""disappointment"" without ""appointment"" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview."

"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."

"What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? ""On your Marx, get set, go!"""

"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."

"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"

"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"

"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."

"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"