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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"

"Yesterday my Korean friend died... He was So Yung"

"Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, ""You're not my real ladder! You can't tell me what to do!"" And then I kick it. Feels good."

"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."

"I grew up Catholic... and one of the things I hated was going to church, with the constant standing up, sitting down and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"

"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."