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Joke of the Day

"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"

"Wife: Have u done anything today? Me: Rode my bike on the back tire down the street Wife: Wheelie? Me: Yes, really, and cut the baby talk"

"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."

"Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures."

"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."

"One sperm says to another... ""Hey, which way to the egg?"" The other sperm replies, ""I'm not sure, but we just passed the tonsils."""

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""

"What's the difference between me and Christmas? My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early."

"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."