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Joke of the Day
"Columbus thought he landed in the Far East. But he landed in the Far West by occident."
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"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"
"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"
"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"
"Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?"
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."
"My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice."
"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""