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Joke of the Day

"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"

"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."

"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"

"Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect? He got hammered with his buddies."

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"Dear Kirstie Alley, We're really pulling for you on your new diet. Sincerely, Chairs"

"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!"

"[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date] you ever see a horse throw up? ""no"" *smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*"