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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."
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"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"
"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"
"[text] I'm very hungry but I'm sick and tired of the food at my work! ;( Maybe I'll try bringing lunch from home?!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."
"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."
"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"
"We should not be calling girls ""thirsty"".... Let's start calling them ""D"" hydrated"
"I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me."