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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."
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"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."
"Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops? Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms."
"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"
"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."
"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"
"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."
"My new girlfriend says she has a water fetish apparently it gets her wet"
"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."