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Joke of the Day
"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
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"My friend who worked at a movie theater died yesterday. Funeral services are being held at 3:20, 5:15, 7:50 and 9:10."
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"
"[NSFW] Never look down on someone Unless you're getting head"
"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies. She brings them over to our house and later asks us how we liked it. I tell her ""You need more practice."""
"[medusa's husband sighing and pulling a wad of snakes out of the shower drain]"
"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"