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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""
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"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."
"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."
"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."
"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"
"When I ask my wife if she wants help, she changes the subject and asks if a bear shits in the woods, like I'm some sort of bear scientist."
"*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse."
"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"