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Joke of the Day
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"
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"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."
"SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die"
"Why did the Smackhead kick the habit? He didn't like nuns."
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"
"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"
"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."
"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""