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Joke of the Day

"If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now."

"The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi."

"Maybe the seventh time around I'll feel different about finding something I want to eat if I glance in the fridge just once more."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest!"

"The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa."

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"