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Joke of the Day

"Son: Is it true? Dad I heard that in ancient China a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere son everywhere!"

"A Jew walks by a penny"

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"

"What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"

"I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone."

"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."