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Joke of the Day
"What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
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"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"
"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"
"Who wants two tickets to the gun show? I bought the Groupon but can't make it :("
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."
"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."
"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"
"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."