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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"
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"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
"Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers."
"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"
"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"
"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."
"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"
"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""