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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."

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"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"
"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"
"A gynecologist examines a lesbian... and remarked ""Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"" She replied ""Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"""
"What's the shittiest day of the week? Saturday"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer."
"Fun Date Idea: Find a balloon, forget about the date, you have a balloon now."
"Pretty sure California's water crisis could have been solved with the number of dropped ice cubes that I've lazily kicked under the fridge."
"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"