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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."
Next Joke
"Magician: ""Think of a card."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!"" Me: ""I was thinking about a get well soon card."""
"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."
"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."
"A man dedicated his life to tying bits of string together. Unfortunately, it was all for knot."
"Where does an ape sleep? In an apricot."
"I will always remember what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"
"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."