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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"
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"Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?"
"The Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women than most men."
"Dating tip: if you want a girl to hold you tight, start pushing her off a cliff."
"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"
"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."
"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife."