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Joke of the Day
"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"
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"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."
"There's so much nudity on TV these days, it makes me so angry. I just sit there, shaking my fist."
"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."
"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."
"Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package."
"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
"Gravity is such a slut She goes down on everything"
"My psychic friend told me that she could tell me what my favourite band is... I said No Doubt"