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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"
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"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"
"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."
"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."
"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"
"What do you call someone whose body is only muscular on the right side? A male truck driver."
"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"
"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""