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Joke of the Day
"What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian-mellow"
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"I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on. Then I dropped it onto her nose. She's awake now."
"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."
"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."
"Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels"
"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."
"I don't like it when a pretty girl with glasses takes them off, and her eyes were actually painted onto the inside of the lenses."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
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