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"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"
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"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."
"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
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"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""