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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy? The horse knows when I'm grooming him."

"I prepared the chicken earlier. I said, ""Listen, there's no easy way to say this..."""

"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"

"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."

"A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?"

"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"

"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"

"Went to the Doctor Yesterday... Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffer from Paranoia... Well, he didn't say that, but I know he is thinking it!"

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."