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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"Hitler was a bad guy... But then again he did kill hitler. But he also killed the guy that killed hitler, so..."

"I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough... For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach."

"If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me."

"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."

"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."