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Joke of the Day

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"

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"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""
"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple? He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy."
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."
"A seven year old walks into a bar nes and noble."