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Joke of the Day

"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."

"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"

"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"

"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"

"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."

"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest"

"Damn girl, are you a gibson? Cause I would only use you If I would get paid."

"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."