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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."

"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."

"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."

"What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !"

"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."