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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
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"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."
"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""
"Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? So you can read their lips."
"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."
"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"
"Actually....The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is,,,,,, Just open the door and push her out."
"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."
"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."