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Joke of the Day
"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
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"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"
"If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get? ""Beeflt!"""
"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."
"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
"The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock"
"The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house.........I got the outside."
"I went to an Anglican church recently... They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"
"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"