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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"
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"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"
"What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."
"Dr ""Do you want the good news or the bad news?"" Patient ""Good"" Dr ""You have 6 months to live"" P ""What's the bad news!?"" Dr ""...in dog years"""
"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""
"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"Together, I can beat schizophrenia."
"Prison Guard: ""So you two cons are in love?"" Con1: ""Yes."" Con2: ""It's like we finish each other's..."" *in unison* ""death sentences."""
"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."